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Friday, February 22, 2013

"Bat Boy" and Daniel Kisch


Ever heard of the "bat boy" aka Ben Underwood? What about  Daniel Kisch?  Both of these extraordinary individuals taught themselves to "see" using echolocation.  Both were blind from a young age, but they taught themselves to explore their environment by well.. clicking their tongue. 

By listening to the sound echoing back from the objects the sound wave hits, people like Ben Underwood and Daniel Kisch are able to determine how close or far away objects are.  Ben and Daniel are able to negotiate tasks that are extremely difficult for many blind people; such as riding a bike.

While some small strides have been made to bring echolocation more widely to the blind community through either education on how to "click" with the tongue, much more work needs to be done.  Scientists right now are experimenting with different devices that use ultrasound waves that are then amplified so the human ear can hear them.

And if blind people can see with echolocation, perhaps some will develop the expertise to be able to listen to sonar waves over long distances, like with submarines.  Or perhaps in 50 years from now, the world's first blind radiologist will be able to put on his or her specially altered radiology glasses and earphone and diagnose patients merely by listening to amplified ultrasound waves.

Perhaps we're entering a brave new world, where blind people will be the most adept at remote sensing and interpreting medical ultrasounds because they've become accustomed to interpreting and understanding what substances these echoes represent. 

Bring it on, science. 


Thursday, February 21, 2013

Treating Obesity (with Weird Devices)

Science today has brought us some truly strange proposals on how to cut down on our belly fat.  Like this weird contraption that sucks half the food out of your stomach before your body digests it. (There is currently not enough evidence base to make it to market, to anyone who thinks this sounds like a great idea). This made me think about less invasive techniques to cut down on the calories one consumes.

 PROPOSAL (very scientific): The mouthinator.

This product will be installed in the patient's mouth, preferably in the space where most adults have their wisdom teeth removed. It will have several small chemical probes that are linked to a wireless device that the patient carries with them (preferably it should be mobile-phone compatible-- you know, there's an app for that...).

These probes would analyse the fat, protein, and simple carbohydrate intake as you eat. When the probes have found you've aten sufficient fat, protein, and simple carbs, it will emit a specialised beep from the mobile device (preferably your phone) to let you know which types of foods the patient needs to stay away from. I.E. there will be a different tone for fat, protein, and simple carbs. When the patient has completely aten all of their daily allotment of protein, fat, and simple carbs, small disks inserted where the wisdom teeth normally are will spray a light spray of peppermint. This will signify to the patient that their meal allotment is nearly done, and to think cautiously about future food choices. Mint also has been shown to help digestion in many trials.

From there, there are several options. Either the disk could emit another mint spray upon the client achieving 100% of their dietary intake of protein, fat, and simple carbs (complex carbs would be ignored, as most people don't eat enough vegetables anyways). The disk could then send out one additional terrible tasting spray should the patient eat more from there.

I realize this isn't a cure for obesity. On the other hand, it's much less invasive then drilling a hole in someone's stomach and attaching a miniature vaccuum cleaner. Just saying.

Get on this science!!!








Just think, in the future, they may even make these contraptions in the more attractive "grill" version.

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